Crazy Talk

I love reading everyone's posts about what their kids say, so I thought I would do one of my own. I've been saving this up for a while now- thought I'd post it and start on a new one :) Kids are hilarious- that's for sure!

Charity: that's so SOAKIN' cool (she thinks it's like very, she'll say it about anything)- obviously comes from the term "soaking wet"--- she has been saying it for a LONG time, I can't get myself to correct her :)- keeps her young in my mind :)

Kelly: When grandpa was taking me to Chuck-E-Cheese I kept nagging him and asking him when we were going to be there :) (I love that she used the word "nagging"- too funny)

Kelly: I sang all the Christmas songs to Noah because he missed Christmas?

Brad to Luke (teaching him how to say Provo): It's "Pwoh-BO" Lukey, say it, "PWOH-BO"
Luke: "Bobo"
Brad: NO LUKEY!! "PWOH-BOH"
Luke: "Bobo, Bobo, Bobo"

Charity (on the way to the temple for Maryn's sealing): Maryn and James are going to have kids now! Mom, can we go visit Maryn at the hospital when she has a baby? PLEEEEASE????

Charity: When Maryn and James have a baby will their baby be my cousin?
Me: No, I think their baby would be your second cousin.
Charity: No Mom, I have WAY more than TWO cousins!! Their baby would be like my HUNDRED cousin!

Brad (in the car on the way home from the store): Mom, where's your treat??
Me: Oh, I don't have one. I guess Mommy wasn't good enough.
Brad: You were good! You were weewy good!! You can have some of my treat!


Charity (while we're reading scriptures one night): Mom, I can't believe you guys named Noah after a WICKED KING! He's gonna be so sad when he reads about that in the scriptures! I feel bad for him.

Bradley: (say this with a lisp, I don't think you'll understand it if I write it out phonetically :)) Why this watermelon have water dripping out?
Me: ????? Oh is it juicy?!!
Bradley: yeah, it getting all over the place!
Me: you should go outside so it's not dripping all over the floor.
Bradley: No, then it going melt!!

Kelly: We did warmups before we played freeze tag today.
Bradley: Did you bring them home with you?
Kelly: The warmups?
Brad: yeah?
Kelly: Brad you don't bring warmups home from school when you're in Kindergarten! (I just love how she throws in the "when you're in Kindergarten part" she's such a cool big girl :))

Luke: Dat not a belly button, DAT MY HOLE!! Let me see your hole mommy....... (I'm still laughing. He got a kick out my hole :) lol) He's been calling his belly button his hole for a while now- it's the funniest thing ever.

Charity: Mom, you're absolutely, probably right, it does look like it's going to rain.

Even I'VE been known to say a crazy thing or two:
me to luke: Hurry and finish your pizza and then you can have some more baby food.
me to brad: If you don't get in bed right now you will not be hunting for bugs tomorrow.
me to charity: No, you cannot sweep the floor right now, it is time for bed!